The Reylo Connection (Parody Song)

A love song to the will-they/won’t-they couple of the Sequel Trilogy

Original Song:
“The Rainbow Connection” by Paul Williams and Kenneth Ascher
From “The Muppet Movie” (1979)

Video Footage:
Property of Lucasfilm

Vocals and Music:
Professor Jango

[Verse 1]
Why are there so many songs about Star Wars
but few love songs codified?
Star Wars has couples in fact one per trilogy,
but the sequels have none inside.
So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it.
We know they’re wrong, wait and see…

Someday we’ll prove it, the Reylo Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

[Verse 2]
Who said that one scene where Rey avoids Kylo was
creepy and crossed the line?
Somebody argued that, but we know it’s not true
The movie shows all the right signs.
You guys are tripping when you say we’re just shipping,
when it all is so plain to see.

Someday we’ll prove it, the Reylo Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me

All of us under their spell
We know that it’s probably true love.

[Verse 3]
Have you forgotten when Rey Force-skyped Kylo?
He was shirtless and thinking her name.
It means that there’s something there, I really just know it.
I’ll bet that you thought the same.
I’ve seen this film too often to ignore it.
I know that they’re just mean to be.

Someday we’ll prove it, the Reylo Connection.
The lovers the dreamers and me.
You know this is much more than just wish fulfillment.
So join with the Reylos and me.

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