3) The Sarlaac should have a love interest, don’t you think? He didn’t have a lot of depth to his character, and I always felt like we could’ve gotten more from him if he were dating a nearby hole in the ground..err…maybe someone from the office. Maybe a nice quicksand pit. Dunno. You work that part out, you’re the writer.
4) It would be a real timesaver if you abbreviated the opening scroll, that way we can get into the movie a lot faster. Think how much more you could fit into a flick if you just started out with..
“Cvl war rbls 1 big fght reb spy took DS plns Empr sinstr agnt chse Leia cuz she got plns”
5) AT-AT’s are the coolest thing you ever invented. But I always thought they would be even cooler if they were ridden by massive mechanical space cowboys. Huh? Can ya feel it?
Like I say – I obviously know what I’m doing. Hopefully you’ll have these out for the Mega-Special Triple-Remade Digitally Re-Un-Re-Mastered DVD Collectors Edition Box Set with all new scenes and new documentaries about making the new scenes.
All goofiness aside, with much love and admiration, we thank you, George Lucas, for Star Wars. There is no more vivid dream than that of a Star Wars fan: that something so imbued with fantasy would be real.
