Port Haven Premium Accounts

March 31, 2014 Professor Jango 0

Beginning Tuesday, April 1st, Port Haven will begin an exciting new stage in the website’s history. We will be rolling out Premium Memberships! These memberships will get perks that regular members do not. We hope that these funds will extend the potential of the magazine portion of this site. Web

And the Winner Is…

March 24, 2014 Professor Jango 0

  *Cue into music* Greetings Port Havenites and welcome to the Second Annual Best of Port Haven Awards Ceremony. I’m your host His Administerial Holiness Professor Jango (Peace and Blessings Be Upon Him). Before we get to the winners, I’d like to pause for a minute and thank all of

Introduction and Review of The Clone Wars Film

March 17, 2014 YB 0

So you’re considering watching The Clone Wars. Or maybe you’re a parent deciding if it’s appropriate for your youngling(s). But you’ve heard so many things! Anakin has a padawan! Darth Maul got duct taped! What happened to the Mandalorians? Is this show really worth the time? The answer is… Maybe!

Episode VII Release Date Confirmed

November 7, 2013 Professor Jango 0

  This afternoon StarWars.Com announced that Disney/Lucasfilm had set a release date for the as of yet untitled Star Wars: Episode VII.  The upcoming film will be released on December 18, 2015.  This announcement comes just after recent rumors that producer Kathleen Kennedy had requested that the film be pushed

Chapter Nine

November 4, 2013 Matt Maine 0

Hyperion stood on the observation deck of a tall building with a helipad. Behind him, people were rushing to refuel the helicopter. The wind mussed his wispy white hair. Normally, this would’ve bothered him, but he was too furious to care. He had just received word from his secretary that

Update: Michael Arndt Bumped From Episode VII Writing

October 24, 2013 Professor Jango 0

This afternoon StarWars.Com announced that Disney and Lucasfilm were making some changes to the screenwriting team for the highly anticipated Star Wars:  Episode VII.  In addition to a list of other crew members who have been announced for the film (see below the break for details), the official site released this

Star Wars: Rebels – Teaser Trailer

October 8, 2013 Professor Jango 0

  The official Star Wars Rebels teaser trailer from Lucasfilm gives viewers their first look at the upcoming animated series’ visual style, which is heavily influenced by the work of original Star Wars concept artist Ralph McQuarrie. Star Wars Rebels takes place between Star Wars: Episode III and IV, a

Chapter Eight

September 3, 2013 Matt Maine 0

The jeep sputtered suddenly, then stopped. Day was breaking, and a dull, dusty red crept through the thick clouds and smoke. The Sierra Nevada stood before them, tall and wide. Rocco had taken the wheel from Tari a few hours before so she could rest. He put a hand on

Language in Star Wars

August 1, 2013 Professor Jango 0

  In Star Wars, people talk in what is known as Galactic Basic Standard, which sounds to us Earthlings like English. But are the people in Star Wars really speaking English, or is the viewer/reader simply getting a translation? I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, no one cares, Phil. Go away. But