Port Haven Site Redesign

October 28, 2017 Professor Jango 0

For a while now, it has been obvious that our main page for news and reviews on Port Haven has been in desperate need of a redesign. The original magazine design served us well for a time, but as Port Haven is looking to better itself over time, a new

Are Jedi Superheroes?

April 16, 2014 Professor Jango 0

  “Gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe! Here in this great Hall of Justice, are the most powerful forces of good ever assembled! Dedicated to truth, justice and peace for all mankind!” So begins the opening sequence to the animated television show from the 70s and 80s

And the Winner Is…

March 24, 2014 Professor Jango 0

  *Cue into music* Greetings Port Havenites and welcome to the Second Annual Best of Port Haven Awards Ceremony. I’m your host His Administerial Holiness Professor Jango (Peace and Blessings Be Upon Him). Before we get to the winners, I’d like to pause for a minute and thank all of

But You Were the Chosen One! Weren’t You?

February 15, 2013 Professor Jango 0

  Obi-Wan Kenobi cried out these words to a soon-to-be-crispy Anakin on the planet Mustafar inRevenge of the Sith. As we learned previously in The Phantom Menace, Anakin seemed to be the fulfillment of Prophecy of the Chosen One. According to Wookieepedia the prophecy was “one of hundreds of obscure legends maintained

May I Have the Envelope Please?

January 29, 2013 Professor Jango 0

*Cue into music* Greetings Port Havenites, and welcome to the First Annual Best of Port Haven Awards Ceremony. I’m your host, His Administerial Holiness Professor Jango (Peace and Blessings Be Upon Him). I’d like to take this opportunity before we begin the awards to thank you, the academy, for your